Carrying for Two by Vern Morris

My most vivid memory of Madonna University is spending a year in the dorm. One day, I sat in the lunch room and my future wife came up with a friend and sat down. Her friend was carrying two lunches and we asked if she was hungry. I got a good laugh when she said she was carrying for two and meant another student, not a baby. It was a good way to break the ice as I was a new student in the dorm, but older than most of the students.